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Bassoon Jokes


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What's the nickname for a bassoon?

A farting bedpost. 
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Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? 

The bassoon burns longer. 
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What is a burning oboe good for? 

Setting a bassoon on fire. 
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 

To get away from the bassoon recital. 
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