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Flute Jokes


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How do concert band flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?

They ask their boyfriend to do it for them. 
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutists playing in unison. 
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How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1, but she'll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in. 
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What key is the alto flute pitched in?

G-- I really don't care, either!! 
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How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but she'll have to twist it back and forth for an hour to make sure she 
gets it just right. 
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What's the difference between a flutist and a seamstress?

A seamstress tucks the frills. 
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