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Piccolo Jokes


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How do you get two piccolo players to play in unison?

Shoot one. 
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What is the range of a piccolo?

Oh, about twenty yards on a good day. 
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What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo?

When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim. 
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How do you tune two piccolos?

You shoot them both. 
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