These jokes are arranged by instrument, conductor and general musician.



Flute Piccolo Clarinet Oboe Bassoon Sax Trumpet French Horn Trombone Tuba Percussion Conductor Musicians


I'll apologize now if anyone is offended by these jokes. Being a musician that I am, I know how 2 laugh at myself, my instruments and most of all, my band. Please don't take offense. If U do, then you're not a real musician. Comments may be mailed 2 Me